Step right up, step right up! Ladies and gentlemen, for today's media ramblings and absurdist fun, I present to you two theories on why science is wrong and the bible is absolutely and literally right, a wee fella from fillipina with the power to be six foot nine and who can kick your nut-sack from behind and also the sweetest handhold in the animal kingdom. Let the weird and wonderful commence!
Bananas Are The Bestest Design, Ever!
Hmm when he grasps the banana and espouses its benefits, I can't help but think of oh I don't know a penis? Replace banana with the word penis in your head. It's funny, trust me.
Peanut Butter disapproves life and evolution shocker!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...sniffles.....HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA.
He's petite, like a potato. Here's a rap tribute to the guy who paved the way for the likes of mini-me.
Hehehehe, seriously wiki the little bugger,Weng Weng, I kid you not. Fascinating stuff.
And to cap it off, something so saccharine you better not be drinking teh-tarik manis as you watch this as all your teeth may crack and fall down into your stomache hereby giving you diarrhea and massive shits syndrome.
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