Yeah, I've been lazy but damn I offer poems now

Hey y'all, I have been lazy as a hobo lying in the gutter but in my defence...Ah frak it, I have three poems for your reading pleasure. I admit I was on wine when I wrote these beauties, but hey inspiration comes from the bottle, right? right?

Raindrops keep falling on my freaking head

A leaky faucet overhead ,
Turns torrent down on unsuspecting heads,
Rain from the ephemereal,
Look into the funnel of drops,
Be born anew ,
Baptize your self,
With unreligion and health
With wealth and death


Raindrops smacking against my window pane like insects against a windshield

Pah Pah Pahsssss…
Slaps against my face,
Scuds of wet and temporary dye
Leave fingerprints on my eyes
Ears, nose and smell of you
Washed away in a broken pah pah p-a-h…sssssss


As you all can tell, it's been raining a fair bit in London. In June. Also hail, lightning and sunshine. Stupid weather in June. God bless the British truly.