"I am an exhibitionist" says woman at the Troubadour

Door To The Troubadour




My ears pricked eagerly as I discreetly picked up a snatch of conversation. Two trendy urbane 30-something year old women were deep in lady chatter at the table next to me. They start speaking too fast, they know voyeurs with ears are afoot.

Missing out on further details of her *ahem* kinky exhibitionist tendencies, I resume my attention towards my delicious all-day breakfast and the following dessert of seriously sublime, lime key pie.

I like the Troubadour cafe. It's a place I can sincerely imagine myself spending whole afternoons reading, thinking (sparingly), and abusing the free wi-fi. The coffee's great, the interior smells of historical bohemia and the music background is impeccable ( Bob Dylan , Jimi Hendrix, just to name a few legends who played back here in the day).

Good food, decent prices, nice pub/cafe/homely feel, wi-fi for free and gigs downstairs come dinner time. Hell, I think I'll move in, set up camp and never ever leave. Just like that chap down there.

Fun Media For Today

Media with a little focus on footie here. The line-up includes;

The amazing Abdullah, genius juggler;



Some incredibly slick passing;




and finally, he can dribble, has great technique, and is french. Oh yes and he can't score. No he's not with Arsenal, but is at Marseille, for now at least. Also tagged as the new Zizou.
Sidenote; strictly for Liverpool fans. Didn't Houllier champion Bruno Cheyrou as the new Zizou ? That Houllier, great comedian isn't he ?




Aw heck couldn't help but throw this in. Pretty amusing music video for OK GO's Here It Goes Again track.

Enough 10 pack-abs to frighten small children

Good lord , what a hyper-stylised movie. Everything was ultra-real; abs, nipples and the THROATY SHOUTS. Terrific stuff, although I caution people from bringing small children in, those shiny ultra hard pectorals and abs could give them wee ones nightmares for life. Plus all that shouting, man, talk about your aggressive alpha male ventings. Choice examples;

THIS IS SPARTA !!! ( That kick to the chest was pretty hilarious, just to emphasise his utter contempt and to exercise his gleaming leg muscles)

FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!

Lines I wished they shouted in the movie;

BRING IT ON, YOU PERSIAN PANSIED ASS MUTHAFUCKERS!!!!

GODDAMN THAT DUDE'S UGLY!!!!

YOUR MOMMA!!!!

OH HELL NO, I AIN't SMELLING YOUR CODPIECE!!!!

I WANT PIE!!!

Yeah, stuff like that would have been funny. For the curious and learning hungry who want to find out the real events behind the 300, check out this wiki entry on the battle of Thermoplyae.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Thermopylae

Ps. Comics by Frank Miller kick ass. Movies based on Frank Miller's stuff, kick more ass and as such should be enjoyed for what they are. Critical thinking would just be wasted on SPARTAAAA!!!!

Fun Media For The Day

• A Bruce Lee screen test ? Sweetness!

• Feel the happiness and joyfulness of this wonderous flipbook;

http://langephoto.com/video/video_flipbook_12_26_06.html

• Also, meh. I like meh, here's why;

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2026533,00.html

Pity Da Nekkid Mr T

Mr T was recently spotted naked in a Camden second-hand toy shop. Curiously enough, his well-sculpted bare body was missing vital reproductive appendages.

When queried for a comment, Mr T responded " I pity da fool who took my clothes! I even more pity the fool tha' left out little T , know wha I'm saying , foo!"

Mickey Mouse chipped in with " Man I don't know how that crazy naked ass n{censored} stands the cold."

Homosexual Captain Man in the robin egg blue outfit was also less complimentary, " Mmmm, I dig those pecs and abs, but honey, a castrated n {censored} is not my idea of fun."

The Supermen Cometh

Supermen, supermen, they are loose on the streets,
Fake muscles a bulging, super-breathe a reeking of alcholic treats,
Truth and justice, bah! These are gobbled up like liquorice.

Bear with my whimsical musings as I witness the randomness that is London.

Ps. Why are the faux supermen blurry? Because I was in a hurry and they engaged their super-speed crossing the street power.

Willkommen!

Genteel gents and luscious ladies, peeps one and all;

This from now on would hopefully be an ongoing blog about yours truly as I continue my sojourns far from home. Bear with me as I get to grips with this blog phenomenon ( a bit late to the party!) , but I aim to provide some entertainment in the forms of pictures, music and general anecdotes of my time here in the UK. Also I will post anything that will catch my fancy, weblinks, food recipes , nude pics (kidding) and generally cool stuff.

So tune in, stay tuned and please show signs of interest or at least feign it, I don’t care ( hah I lie!)