Good lord , what a hyper-stylised movie. Everything was ultra-real; abs, nipples and the THROATY SHOUTS. Terrific stuff, although I caution people from bringing small children in, those shiny ultra hard pectorals and abs could give them wee ones nightmares for life. Plus all that shouting, man, talk about your aggressive alpha male ventings. Choice examples;THIS IS SPARTA !!! ( That kick to the chest was pretty hilarious, just to emphasise his utter contempt and to exercise his gleaming leg muscles)
FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!
Lines I wished they shouted in the movie;
BRING IT ON, YOU PERSIAN PANSIED ASS MUTHAFUCKERS!!!!
GODDAMN THAT DUDE'S UGLY!!!!
YOUR MOMMA!!!!
OH HELL NO, I AIN't SMELLING YOUR CODPIECE!!!!
I WANT PIE!!!
Yeah, stuff like that would have been funny. For the curious and learning hungry who want to find out the real events behind the 300, check out this wiki entry on the battle of Thermoplyae.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Thermopylae
Ps. Comics by Frank Miller kick ass. Movies based on Frank Miller's stuff, kick more ass and as such should be enjoyed for what they are. Critical thinking would just be wasted on SPARTAAAA!!!!
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Mwhahaha! So you finally saw 300! Prepare for Glory! So can we expect to see your six-pack when you get back ah? did you join a gym there yet? ^_-
btw.. Glory Man Utd! Saw that comeback against Rovers1 Take that blueback bitches!
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